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iPhone 16E: Apple’s Greatest Innovation… A Phone That Still Exists

iPhone 16E: Apple’s Greatest Innovation… A Phone That Still Exists



Apple has just announced the iPhone 16E, and it’s exactly what you’d expect—the same phone as last year, but with a slightly new shade of Space Gray.

What Does the "E" Stand For?

The "E" in iPhone 16E stands for… well, no one really knows. Some say it means "Essential," others say it’s just marketing fluff to make it sound different from last year’s iPhone. If Apple has a secret meaning behind it, they sure aren’t telling us.

What’s New in the iPhone 16E?

Apple’s version of an upgrade is often subtle, and this year is no different. The A17 Bionic chip is slightly faster, the camera has "software optimizations," and there’s a new neural engine for AI-based features. But does any of this justify a $999+ price tag?



Key "Upgrades"

  • Same A17 Bionic chip, but now “optimized” (whatever that means)

  • Camera improvements you won’t notice unless you’re a professional photographer

  • A price tag that still makes your wallet cry

  • A new "Action Button", which replaces the mute switch and does… well, things you could already do via shortcuts

  • More AI features that will probably just suggest annoying autocorrects

Is the iPhone 16E Worth It?

If you have an iPhone 15, absolutely not. If you have an iPhone 12 or older, Apple will slowly make your phone less usable through iOS updates, so you might as well upgrade.

But let’s be honest—Apple knows you’ll buy it anyway. 😉

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